What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why do cows go to New York?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?