What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What utensil does water use to eat?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?