You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?