Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?