What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?