What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
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