What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
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