What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Did you take the patient's temperature?