What horn never makes a sound?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

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What animal keeps up with all the trends?

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