I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why are grandkids so great?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?