Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?