Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?