What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?