Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did summer say to spring?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a forklift?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call bears with no ears?
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