What animal knows kung fu?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

How was the wedding?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?