Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
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