Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What game do mice love to play?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
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