Where does cheese invest its money?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?