What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What part of a football field is never the same?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What says: oom oom oom?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

How do you get to Tooth Island?