Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
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