Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the cat so small?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
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