What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?