What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Which animal is the most religious?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call a short cow?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why are fish such good architects?