What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?