What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?