What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Do dads always snore?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What type of animal does well in the cold?