Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is blue and not heavy?
What game do mice love to play?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
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