What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why do golfers hate cake?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?