Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Someone stole my mood ring!