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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?