Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Where do polar bears vote?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?