Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
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What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How can you farm during the winter?
What fish sings the best?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
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