Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the sickly elevator say?
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