Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Can February March?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
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