Which family member is always relieved?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What did one plate say to the other?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?