Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Who invented fractions?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How does the sun listen to music?
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