What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What is the most faithful insect?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do snowmen get information?
What's E.T. short for?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
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