What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do you make a cow float?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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