Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do two skunks argue?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?