Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?