What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Which elf is the best singer?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?