Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What is the best day to go to the beach?