How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

When do astronauts eat?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?