Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Which is the worst season?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?