What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What is a sheep's favorite game?