How can you make 7 even?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

When do mice play every day?