Why did the student eat their homework?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do you call a rabbit barber?