What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Where do stars go to college?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?