What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?