Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

How does a cow do math?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What dogs are always lying to you?