Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Where do surfers go to school?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?