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What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

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What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

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