What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where was Noah born?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are books always so angry?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What is a table you can eat?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where does laundry go to college?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?