Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
Where would you put an injured insect?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
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