Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
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Where does water do all its banking?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
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