Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why is Kermit the FrogĀ® so good at gardening?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at StarbucksĀ®?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
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