What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?