What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call an Irish spider?