What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What's the most determined bird?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How was the wedding?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
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