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What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the frog starve?

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Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?