What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?