What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How do billboards talk?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
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