What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?