What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What insect runs away from everything?

What do you call a small mom?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How do you make a cow float?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

How many insurance policies do cats need?