How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

How do you get kids to do something?