What makes music in your hair?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

How does the moon cut her hair?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?