What's red and smells like blue paint?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?