Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How do you make a cow float?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?