What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

How do fleas travel?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are books always so angry?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?