What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?