What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
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