What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What animals make the best students?