Why do golfers hate cake?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

We had a discussion about roses.

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do two skunks argue?