Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?