Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What car always breaks the rules?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?