What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What's a horse's favorite car?

How did the toad die?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?