Why do hogs play so much football?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's the politest month?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Which family member has tusks?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?