Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How do bees get to school?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Families are like fudge.

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What birds always travel in twos?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?