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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why is furniture so generous?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?