What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What horn never makes a sound?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What type of car do planets buy?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why is the beach so confident?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How do you get kids to do something?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?