Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?