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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's the friendliest pen?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

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