What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?