What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?