How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Where do hamsters come from?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you give a sick lemon?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?