What kind of dog chases anything red?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?