What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Where do birds go to drink?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do minions always put in their salads?

How is life like toilet paper?