What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What did the sick chicken say?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?