What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How do bears keep cool?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?