What is blue and not heavy?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

How do you make a cow float?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?