Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why don't ants get sick?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?