Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What's the most masculine animal?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?