What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?