What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?