What's red and smells like blue paint?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What animal floats best?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?