Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
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What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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