What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do fairies always drink?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why was the mime upset?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?