Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
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Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
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