What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

How do hurricanes see?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?