Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What is the color of the wind?

Where do vampires keep their money?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

How do you make a cow float?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Which animal is the most religious?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?