Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How does a barber get to work?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?