What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why do golfers hate cake?