Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

I broke my finger!

What bird helps you stay dry?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?