What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the painter say to the wall?
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