What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What school subject really rocks?
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