What do you call a tired tree?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Which animal will never go bald?

What's a henway?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?