Which plant has the best roar?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What did March say to the madness?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?