I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?