What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?