What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did autumn say to summer?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?