Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?