What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What fairy loves to count?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
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