What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What do you call octopus twins?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of pet does Snow Whiteā¢ļø have?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
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