What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
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