What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
Why do bees gossip?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
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