Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why do all the planets get along?
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