Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
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