Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?