Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How does a witch play loud music?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where do ants go to eat?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do bees buzz?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
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