Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do rhinos charge?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!