Why are all priests fit?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do you talk to a giant?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why are winter days great?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why are computers so good at golf?