To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?