Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Which relative loves rice?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the echo get detention?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?