Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

When does a horse talk?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?