Why do cows make great bakers?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why was the broom late for school?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why was the bee sad?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why are cowboys always religious?