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What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?