Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Which tree can't stop crying?