What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did March say to the madness?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.