What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which tree can't stop crying?
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