Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?