What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What condiment has wings?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the professor write on the window?
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