What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a dog in space?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What animal has the most fun?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
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