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What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What table can you never sit at?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

How does a taco bless the table?

What is the best day to go to the beach?