What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
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