What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?