What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?