What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Where do stars go to college?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do fish do at parades?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?