How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where do stars go to college?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
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