How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the barber win the race?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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