How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
When does a horse talk?
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