How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
It's Crowded!
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
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