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What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why do cows go to New York?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?