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You tell it to clock in.
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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
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