Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

How do you wash a lamb?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?