What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
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