What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Where do birds go to drink?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

How are mountains able to see?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Families are like fudge.