What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How do bees get to school?

What do little fish love to play with?