What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

A book just fell on my head.

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?