Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What is blue and not heavy?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Which former US President was always cold?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?