What did one plate say to the other?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?