Why are cars magic?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why do mice need oiling?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why do crabs never give to charity?