What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Who invented fractions?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What is the strongest animal?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?