If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?