What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
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