What does a cat go to sleep on?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?